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The Frenchman was next: “I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther
on TV.”
FUN
The Italian was first: “I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.”
FUN
An Italian, a Frenchman and a Mexican went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence
in English with three main words: green, pink, and yellow.
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What is a blondie with a brain? A golden retriver
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How can you drown a blondie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn’t do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn’t do my homework
